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Post by luinvinial on Jun 19, 2008 16:51:57 GMT -5
I found this on a list of "100 things to do if you ever become a Vampire." Why would anyone would make such a list? Who cares? It's hilarious! This is #22 though... it had me traumatized:
22. Go to a petting zoo and suck the blood of the cutest, fluffiest animal you can find, to the horror of all the children watching...
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Post by luinvinial on Jun 22, 2008 21:30:22 GMT -5
A lovely dialogue to keep you entertained:
"When we got to the motel, he jumped out and opened my door for me. What a knockoff, fake gentleman move. “Okay, well, thanks for taking me,” I said, edging toward the door. “Not so fast, I’ll walk you up to your room.” “No.” “Try to stop me.” “You’re a pain.” “You’re acting like a child.” “Whatever,” I said finally. "
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Post by luinvinial on Jun 24, 2008 23:22:51 GMT -5
"Why is the Sky blue, you ask? 'Cause if the sky was purple, it'd look stupid."
HAHAHA, Yes, that is EXACTLY it!
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Post by animefrk92 on Jul 13, 2008 14:08:47 GMT -5
This is from some wierd movie where the main characters are 2 dogs and a cat.
"Thought ran through my head: Where were we? Where were we going? Who decided a chuwawa was a dog? And most of all, what were we going to eat?" ----------------------------- I think i got some of it wrong but im not sure lol
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Post by luinvinial on Jul 13, 2008 15:56:00 GMT -5
what type of movie was THAT?!?! lol
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Post by animefrk92 on Jul 13, 2008 21:04:49 GMT -5
idk some movie lol
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Post by animefrk92 on Jul 13, 2008 21:09:21 GMT -5
From "Lady Knight" by Tamora Pierce: Neal looked at his year-mates and Faleron. "You do realize we should all be put in a nice, cozy room somewhere with muscular people to keep us from harming ourselves?" When no one replied, he shook his head. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She looked at the white-faced, swaying Merric. " He should still be in bed!" she cried. "You had to tie him to his horse to get him this far!" Merric smiled. "But I'm really well tied," he explained in a tone of utmost reason. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok. im done now hehe
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Post by animefrk92 on Jul 21, 2008 10:42:04 GMT -5
These are some things i found on luinvials profile on fanfiction.net and thought that since she wasn't going to put them on here i should lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I ran with scissors, and lived!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I tried sniffing Coke once. Unfortunately, the ice cubes just got stuck in my nose.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` many others but I shall spare u lol l8r
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Post by ne3p on Jul 27, 2008 16:32:03 GMT -5
these are some of my favourite quotes
I am not stealing a horse,... and neither are you. Or Nevare. Come on now, let's have a cup of tea... (Robin Hobb, Renegade's Magic)
In all the tales of heroism Huntsekker had learned as a young boy the hero never left the maiden in distress. The fact that here was a harridan in distress did not, he feared, alter the basic concept. (David Gemmel, Stormrider)
Bernd the burglar is being questioned by police. Help Bernd deny everything. (German GCSE sheet)
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Post by Boromir on Jul 27, 2008 20:26:09 GMT -5
hahaha I really like the second and third one you put in ne3p nice
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Post by luinvinial on Aug 8, 2008 9:09:09 GMT -5
Here is a question from a Relient K interview:
"Seriously, chicken or the egg" "Both. Chicken omelet."
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Post by luinvinial on Aug 9, 2008 0:06:35 GMT -5
Another quote that makes you feel guilty by simply reading it. Enjoy "You know what? Go play in traffic!"
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Post by luinvinial on Aug 14, 2008 21:24:46 GMT -5
Part of a sarcastic disclaimer I found: "Now if you’ll excuse me I must go see my flying pig. It’s break dancing."People are weird.... though a break dancing pig WOULD be quite interesting... lol. MORE QUOTES!------------------------------------------ "I'll believe it when I see it," "You're BLIND, Iggy!" "See? Problem solved!" “So, which one are we kidnapping again?” “The shmexy one.” “The taller pale one?” “No you idiot, the shmexy one!” “But I think Iggy’s the shmexy one!” “Okay, whose shmexy in my terms?” -Continues stupid argument... “I have an idea.” Said Samm. She walked over to the men’s room and opened the door slightly. “SSHHHHAAAARRRRKKKKKK!!” she screamed. Everyone ran out. “I cant believe that worked” Fang said. “Yeah, guys are stupid.” "I gave up on pretending to care a good 5 minutes ago," Totally my motto... “Alice if Edward kills, you I’m not going to feel bad.” "Its kind of my thing, being unbelievably sexy and using manners to prove chivalry isn’t dead.” <3333 Edward!!! *sigh* Even in fan fiction... "You haven’t lived till you’ve seen an uptight boarding school headmistress do a double back flip into a head spin." -Libba Bray, Author of "A Great and Terrible Beauty" Stupidest Comparison ever:Life is like… a pizza. When your born it’s like a pizza base. No fancy smancy stuff. Then you add the sauce, and the cheese, anchovies and it keeps going. When you’ve found someone everything melts together. But it might not taste great.
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Post by luinvinial on Sept 9, 2008 17:54:36 GMT -5
To all Johnny Depp lovers:
“Bella…Bella!” Alice called. “Pay attention; choose with me and Rosalie… what should we watch first? Moulin Rouge, Down With Love, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd …” “When did Sweeney Todd become a chick flick?” Rosalie asked. “When Johnny Depp was cast in a musical!”
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Post by animefrk92 on Sept 17, 2008 21:02:44 GMT -5
haha love them
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