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Post by Minya Collowen on Aug 13, 2005 20:07:25 GMT -5
Since this is Isengard and us evil orcs and such are...well...evil...I decided to make a competition where whoever can come up with the biggest, most evil comment, wins. 
Here's the thing though, NO CURSING or PROFANITY allowed *gasp*, and nothing vulgar. If you're truly intelligent you'll be able to insult someone without using it. Now, let the insults begin!!
~*~5~*~ Insults per person, so make them good. Make me want to kill you. Make me want to saw your insides out for what you've said.
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Post by Kamiri (Ianthe) on Aug 14, 2005 22:04:45 GMT -5
Ha ha... OK, so I'll start with something nice and easy:
You're the north end of a south-bound camel, oh, and is your face normally like that or are you doing a handstand?
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Post by SwordBound on Aug 14, 2005 23:21:54 GMT -5
*snickers* nice
here's one:
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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Post by Ziggy on Aug 14, 2005 23:26:54 GMT -5
here's one that everyone knows.. Oh god.. whats that discusting thing on your neck.. Oh wait... oh wait a second.. thats just your head.
and my personal favorite. "Does your face hurt? Cause its killing me!!!"
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Linariel
Squire
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Lady Eowyn Of Rohan
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Post by Linariel on Aug 15, 2005 1:48:48 GMT -5
Nostach be Orch gaer, and Garich i dhôl goll o Orch
^elvish translation: You smell like ten orcs, and you have the hollow head of an orc.
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Post by SwordBound on Aug 15, 2005 12:50:50 GMT -5
haha, nice touch there. Especially since we're in Isengard |
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Life Of Death
Knight
General of Isengard's Army(for now!)
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Post by Life Of Death on Aug 15, 2005 14:31:53 GMT -5
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!!!
You silly person!!! I blow my nose at you!!! I fart in your genreal Direction!!! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!!! I SWING MY PRIVATE PARTS AT YOU!
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Post by Minya Collowen on Aug 15, 2005 14:37:59 GMT -5
haha...weiiiiird
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Post by Kamiri (Ianthe) on Aug 16, 2005 5:56:29 GMT -5
lol. Monty Python rocks!!!
Here's another one:
"You undetemential frigglejangeed googleplank who smells like a rotten sewer! Your father was a raddish and your mother was a mouldy tire!! You have less brains than an empty can of beetle juice!!! If I have to look at you for another second I will be forced to turn you into a caterpillar and eggplant pancake and wask you down the drain!!!! I spit on your fungus-ridden pus-infested toenails you snivelling little vomit rag!!!!!"
hey, this is fun!!!
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Post by Minya Collowen on Aug 16, 2005 12:57:07 GMT -5
haha, this is sick...keep them coming!!
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Post by Boromir on Oct 20, 2005 22:15:36 GMT -5
haha , ok i have a few:
"You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide. "
and
"Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was."
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Life Of Death
Knight
General of Isengard's Army(for now!)
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Post by Life Of Death on Nov 8, 2005 19:42:06 GMT -5
"your so ugly your momma had ot tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you"
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Post by Ziggy on Nov 8, 2005 20:04:34 GMT -5
you're about as sharp as a circle!
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Post by Minya Collowen on Nov 11, 2005 19:56:36 GMT -5
haha...wow...how very...interesting
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