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Post by SwordBound on Jul 9, 2005 11:32:00 GMT -5
Alright, with ths game, you're given a situation, and then you have to give a quote of something inappropriate that someone could say. Whoever gives the quote, gives the next situation. Here's an example. Let's say the person before me gave me the
situation: Proposing to your love.
then i would reply with an odd
Quote: Person proposing says, " I'd ask your sister, but she's taken."
Then I would give another
Situation: Stuck in an elevator with a smelly/sweaty person.
(Go ahead)
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Post by .:Luthien:. on Jul 18, 2005 9:48:40 GMT -5
"Did you forget to put on deodorant today?"
Situation: an overweight person orders large amounts of food at a fast food restaurant (you are the worker)
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Post by Kamiri DShanaelle on Jul 24, 2005 22:53:27 GMT -5
~~with a superficial smile~~
"I guess Jenny Craig isn't open, huh?"
Situation: On a plane sitting right next to a rather large person who takes up a little more than their seat...
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Post by SwordBound on Aug 1, 2005 20:45:29 GMT -5
"What, didn't you hear?! The life vest is only worn during emergencies!"
(wow, this is a bad one) Someone is speaking to you with their mouth open and sneezes on your food. You're trying to be nice and ask:
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Post by Minya Collowen on Aug 11, 2005 23:08:17 GMT -5
"Is that yours? Because I definitely ordered mine without condiments"
You're caught stealing a live chicken at a farm, you're excuse is:
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Post by Allison on Aug 12, 2005 10:16:43 GMT -5
(*snickers at Minya's answer*)
I'd say, "Don't worry, I just wanted to give it a good reason to cross the road."
Situation: You're stuck in a car next to a person with a really annoying laugh... and they won't stop. What do you say?
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Post by Minya Collowen on Aug 14, 2005 19:51:51 GMT -5
"Was that a car accident!? Oh wait, that was your voice."
Sit- Your best friend's mother just died. At the funeral, you remark:
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Post by Arien on Apr 24, 2007 19:15:07 GMT -5
"She was going to die anyways, better sooner than later"
Your best friend sets you up on a blind date. You go to the movies and he sits one seat over you leaving a gap between the two of you. What do you say/do?
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Post by SwordBound on Mar 12, 2008 15:19:42 GMT -5
"Wow I really enjoy having this quality time with you. I feel like we've really connected."
Sit- You're invited to a convention by one of your friends. He tells you everyone will be dressed so you show up in your most swanktified Star Wars outfit. When you get there you realize it's a lord of the rings convention. To spare the embarrassment you awkwardly respond:
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