Post by SwordBound on Jan 19, 2006 20:46:46 GMT -5
it's a poem from wota.com, isn't it great?
'Twas the night before Bel-Tine and all through the hut
Not a creature was stirring, 'cept Rand- what a nut!
He couldnt sleep soundly for he greatly feared
That the Dark One's old underlings would soon appear
Rhuarc's hard Aiel had lain down their heads
After arguing with Two River's folk 'bout not using the beds
Mat won enough money to buy everyone a bank
Then lost it all paying for the ale he drank
Perrin was listening to the constant wail
Of his arguing and berating annoying wife Faile
Lan worked his sword forms, Moraine wanted to leave
'Cause she knew that Lan was only thinking of Nynaeve
Thom played his harp, and then played his flute
If anyone didnt like it he didnt give a hoot
Bela ate oats, and Stepper ate oats too
Then a wolf ate them both- didnt expect that, did you?
Aviendha, Elayne and Min all dreamt of Rand
The man that they all thought was eating from their hand
But the man that all three held in thier hearts so dear
Was sitting awake thinking of the evil Lanfear
When suddenly there came such a clatter,
Not reindeer, not elves, and no little Fatter
No sleigh, and no presents, no God's only son-
It was- who else? Shai Tan, the Dark One!
"On, Semirhage! On, Lanfear! On, Be'lal and Ishamael!
On, Rahvin! On, Aginor! On, Graendal and Sammael!
Destroy all the people, kill them in their beds,
and when you are done, bring me all their heads!"
The night was torn open by all of the noise,
the screaming of all the young girls and boys,
the fighting Aielmen and thier women too
and the screaming LTT inside the head of you know who
Rand jumped straight up, and ran for the door
then remembered he was naked, and then young Rand swore
he grabbed his trousers and picked up his sword
while the many many cursewords from his mouth poured
Lan went out swinging, fighting Trollocs and Fades
Mat went to the tavern, cuddling drunks and barmaids
Perrin growled fiercely and went for his axe
But saw his computer had an incoming fax
Rhuarc rallied aielmen to organize a fight
They punched wildly with fists, both thier left and thier right
Rand threw out balefire, one wave after another
And accidentally hit an aielwoman he didnt know was his mother
Both his mother and him suddenly dissappeared
And the end was coming just as he had feared
His three doting women all started to cry
Then quickly they realized that they couldnt remember why
Everyone just stopped fighting, and let evil win
And the poor old Two Rivers took a hit on the chin
And the Dark One yelled out, with a voice that caused fright,
"No more Bel-tine for you! Now, FOREVER, GOODNIGHT!"
'Twas the night before Bel-Tine and all through the hut
Not a creature was stirring, 'cept Rand- what a nut!
He couldnt sleep soundly for he greatly feared
That the Dark One's old underlings would soon appear
Rhuarc's hard Aiel had lain down their heads
After arguing with Two River's folk 'bout not using the beds
Mat won enough money to buy everyone a bank
Then lost it all paying for the ale he drank
Perrin was listening to the constant wail
Of his arguing and berating annoying wife Faile
Lan worked his sword forms, Moraine wanted to leave
'Cause she knew that Lan was only thinking of Nynaeve
Thom played his harp, and then played his flute
If anyone didnt like it he didnt give a hoot
Bela ate oats, and Stepper ate oats too
Then a wolf ate them both- didnt expect that, did you?
Aviendha, Elayne and Min all dreamt of Rand
The man that they all thought was eating from their hand
But the man that all three held in thier hearts so dear
Was sitting awake thinking of the evil Lanfear
When suddenly there came such a clatter,
Not reindeer, not elves, and no little Fatter
No sleigh, and no presents, no God's only son-
It was- who else? Shai Tan, the Dark One!
"On, Semirhage! On, Lanfear! On, Be'lal and Ishamael!
On, Rahvin! On, Aginor! On, Graendal and Sammael!
Destroy all the people, kill them in their beds,
and when you are done, bring me all their heads!"
The night was torn open by all of the noise,
the screaming of all the young girls and boys,
the fighting Aielmen and thier women too
and the screaming LTT inside the head of you know who
Rand jumped straight up, and ran for the door
then remembered he was naked, and then young Rand swore
he grabbed his trousers and picked up his sword
while the many many cursewords from his mouth poured
Lan went out swinging, fighting Trollocs and Fades
Mat went to the tavern, cuddling drunks and barmaids
Perrin growled fiercely and went for his axe
But saw his computer had an incoming fax
Rhuarc rallied aielmen to organize a fight
They punched wildly with fists, both thier left and thier right
Rand threw out balefire, one wave after another
And accidentally hit an aielwoman he didnt know was his mother
Both his mother and him suddenly dissappeared
And the end was coming just as he had feared
His three doting women all started to cry
Then quickly they realized that they couldnt remember why
Everyone just stopped fighting, and let evil win
And the poor old Two Rivers took a hit on the chin
And the Dark One yelled out, with a voice that caused fright,
"No more Bel-tine for you! Now, FOREVER, GOODNIGHT!"