Post by Majsju on Apr 11, 2004 16:14:41 GMT -5
Egwene (in dream): Siuan! This is Egwene. I'm captured and held in The White Tower. gather everyone and attack!
Siuan: Ok...
-The rebel army Travels directly into the Tower-
Suroth: Hey there, Mr Dragon. Your pretty new necklace is a male a'dam, and the woman holding it is Semirhage. She's an expert when it comes to causing pain, so behave now.
Rand: Grumblemutter
Lews Therin: Nice rack...
Mat: Hey Perrin, what a surprise to see you out here in the middle of nowhere.
Perrin: Well, I'm gonna kill a gazillion Shaido and rescue Faile.
Mat: Cool! You and which army?
Perrin: See those 15000 seanchan over there?
Mat: What a coincidence. I'm traveling with their Empress daughter, who happens to be my future wife.
-Major bloody battle-
Mat: Now, that made me thirsty, wanna go grab a beer?
Perrin: Uhm, I have this weird feeling Rand needs our help...
Faile: Perrin! Have you been alone with Berelain for over a month, you...
Perrin: Shut up, wife! I just saved your life, so show some gratitude.
Mat: Well, better get going then, I'm thirsty.
Elayne: I'm tired of this. Someone, find out where Amyrilla sleeps tonight. Aviendha, go get her.
Aviendha: Finally...
Amyrilla: Bugger...
Elayne: I'm the queen now, so get me some new dresses. And prepare a bath for me and Aviendha
Reader: Bugger...
Semirhage: Feel the might of the Chosen!
Mat: I hate when you do that! Do you have any idea how cold this bloody anti-saidar ter'angreal gets against my chest.
Mat(thinking to himself): She's a forsaken, that doesn't count. I'm still on three.
*Splat!*
Rand: Took you long enough
Mat: Where's the beer?
Logain: I'm gonna give Taim a good whooping, wanna join?
Rand: lets see...I have the opportunity to negotiate a truce with the heir to the Seanchan throne...Sure, why not. Let me just get a few friends.
Logain: Sweet
Egwene: Hey guys, nice to see you. This is Meesana, and she kinda has me shielded.
*Splat!*
Siuan: A knife can be used for more than gutting fish, especially when someone's stupid enough to not look if there's someone behind them.
Egwene: Good, now lets go find Elaida.
Taim: What are you doing here?
Rand: Uhm, I'm gonna put Logain in charge instead of you, hope you don't mind...
Lews Therin: Oh Pleeeeeeease!
Taim: ROFL! Ashaman, Kill!
-Short, bloody battle-
Logain: Seems like you're the only survivor Taim. Don't worry, you'll join your friends soon enough.
Taim: Bugger...
*Splat!*
Rand: Logain, you're in charge. I must get home before Min forces me to sleep on the couch for a week.
Logain: Sure thing.
Demandred: Hey. Just showing myself for anyone who still believes in Taimandred. Losers...
Egwene: I'm The Amyrlin!
Elaida: I'm The Amyrlin!
Siuan: Hate to interupt, but we kinda have a problem...
Egwene and Elaida: What?
Siuan: Well, a huge Seanchan army just showed up, and they're starting to prepare an attack.
Everyone: Uh oh...
Siuan: Well, The Amyrlin must lead the Tower against the Seabchan, so make up your minds quickly.
Elaida: Okay you're the Amrylin.
Egwene: No i changed my mind, you are.
Elaida: No you.
Egwene: No you .
Seanchan: Now this adds a new dimension to "sitting ducks..."
Mat: Come on now, Thom. Tell me what's in that bloody letter.
Thom: Well, it says something about snakes, foxes and a tower...
*Flashback*
Mat:Oh, that must be the Tower Of Ghenjei, which is the entrance to the realms of the Finns...
Thom: Well, maybe Moiraine is trying to tell me that's where she is.
Mat: All of a sudden I remember how to get in there. Lets go!
The End
Siuan: Ok...
-The rebel army Travels directly into the Tower-
Suroth: Hey there, Mr Dragon. Your pretty new necklace is a male a'dam, and the woman holding it is Semirhage. She's an expert when it comes to causing pain, so behave now.
Rand: Grumblemutter
Lews Therin: Nice rack...
Mat: Hey Perrin, what a surprise to see you out here in the middle of nowhere.
Perrin: Well, I'm gonna kill a gazillion Shaido and rescue Faile.
Mat: Cool! You and which army?
Perrin: See those 15000 seanchan over there?
Mat: What a coincidence. I'm traveling with their Empress daughter, who happens to be my future wife.
-Major bloody battle-
Mat: Now, that made me thirsty, wanna go grab a beer?
Perrin: Uhm, I have this weird feeling Rand needs our help...
Faile: Perrin! Have you been alone with Berelain for over a month, you...
Perrin: Shut up, wife! I just saved your life, so show some gratitude.
Mat: Well, better get going then, I'm thirsty.
Elayne: I'm tired of this. Someone, find out where Amyrilla sleeps tonight. Aviendha, go get her.
Aviendha: Finally...
Amyrilla: Bugger...
Elayne: I'm the queen now, so get me some new dresses. And prepare a bath for me and Aviendha
Reader: Bugger...
Semirhage: Feel the might of the Chosen!
Mat: I hate when you do that! Do you have any idea how cold this bloody anti-saidar ter'angreal gets against my chest.
Mat(thinking to himself): She's a forsaken, that doesn't count. I'm still on three.
*Splat!*
Rand: Took you long enough
Mat: Where's the beer?
Logain: I'm gonna give Taim a good whooping, wanna join?
Rand: lets see...I have the opportunity to negotiate a truce with the heir to the Seanchan throne...Sure, why not. Let me just get a few friends.
Logain: Sweet
Egwene: Hey guys, nice to see you. This is Meesana, and she kinda has me shielded.
*Splat!*
Siuan: A knife can be used for more than gutting fish, especially when someone's stupid enough to not look if there's someone behind them.
Egwene: Good, now lets go find Elaida.
Taim: What are you doing here?
Rand: Uhm, I'm gonna put Logain in charge instead of you, hope you don't mind...
Lews Therin: Oh Pleeeeeeease!
Taim: ROFL! Ashaman, Kill!
-Short, bloody battle-
Logain: Seems like you're the only survivor Taim. Don't worry, you'll join your friends soon enough.
Taim: Bugger...
*Splat!*
Rand: Logain, you're in charge. I must get home before Min forces me to sleep on the couch for a week.
Logain: Sure thing.
Demandred: Hey. Just showing myself for anyone who still believes in Taimandred. Losers...
Egwene: I'm The Amyrlin!
Elaida: I'm The Amyrlin!
Siuan: Hate to interupt, but we kinda have a problem...
Egwene and Elaida: What?
Siuan: Well, a huge Seanchan army just showed up, and they're starting to prepare an attack.
Everyone: Uh oh...
Siuan: Well, The Amyrlin must lead the Tower against the Seabchan, so make up your minds quickly.
Elaida: Okay you're the Amrylin.
Egwene: No i changed my mind, you are.
Elaida: No you.
Egwene: No you .
Seanchan: Now this adds a new dimension to "sitting ducks..."
Mat: Come on now, Thom. Tell me what's in that bloody letter.
Thom: Well, it says something about snakes, foxes and a tower...
*Flashback*
Mat:Oh, that must be the Tower Of Ghenjei, which is the entrance to the realms of the Finns...
Thom: Well, maybe Moiraine is trying to tell me that's where she is.
Mat: All of a sudden I remember how to get in there. Lets go!
The End
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