Post by Lady Elessar on Jan 2, 2004 19:25:38 GMT -5
Dom is at it again. He keeps bugging my about all of this crazy stuff and he even asked me today if he could use one of the spoons to poke his little badger. I have no clue what that means, and with his sick and twisted mind, I don't think I want to know. I honestly think that Billy needs to be locked up somewhere. He never shuts up!! He is always bouncing off the walls and talking about the most random stuff. One time he even told me that he likes crayons. Yes, crayons. We weren't even talking about that, we were talking about what we were going to have for dinner that night and out of the blue he taps me on the knee and says, "You know what? I like crayons. They are fun." and then he started bouncing off the walls like a pin-ball. But I think that is a direct correlation to the amounts of sugar that he consumed during the day. Orli on the other hand doesn't need a ton of sugar to get him bouncing off the walls. He is insane. He even asked me if I wanted to go bungi jumping with him tomorrow, and of course I said no because I am not and adrenaline junkie like he is. I caught him on the roof yesterday and he was getting ready to jump off!! And Elijah is really whinny, he complains about everything and it is driving me nuts!! The guys are now tearing through the kitchen and I think I should go and stop them before they break something.
NEXT DAY
Orli kidnapped me today and forced me to go bungee jumping with him. Although I was really freaked out, it was kind of cool. Dom on the other hand, was screaming like a girl and he was holding onto the door to the cable car for dear life. He was refusing to jump. Can you believe that? He got all the way up there and got his harness on and then refused to jump!! So me being the tricksy little hobbit that I am held his hand and told him that he didn't have to jump if he didn't want to, then I led him to the door of the cable car and I pushed him out and he screamed like a girl. It was HILARIOUS!! Being in New Zealand is amazing and we are all trying to experience it for all it is worth. It is a beautiful place. Oh, great, now Elijah is bugging me and asking how long I am going to take because he wants to read all of this. I have told him time and time again that this is all personal but, he still wants to read it. Maybe I should set up a fake journal for him to read and scare him a little. I think that is a good idea. But then again, what can you expect from tricksy little hobbits like me. Did I mention that the kitchen was TOTALLY destroyed last night. I went downstairs and everything was pulled out of the cupboards and and scattered on the floor. Oh dear, they are at it again. I better go see what they are doing now. You know, living with these guys is fun, but it is a mad house. I don't know why I am doing this, but Elijah is my boyfriend and I want to be with him so I guess I have to deal with the craziness of it all. Oh well, this is my life. I better go see what those goof balls are up to now.
NEXT DAY
Ha ha ha. That fake journal that I set up for Elijah worked like a charm. Now he is afraid to even ask if he can read my journal. In the fake one, I put that my life long dream was to be a pink poodle. I think that is going to give him nightmares. Can you imagine if your girlfriend or boyfriend, whichever the case may be, discovered that you wanted to be a pink poodle. Speaking of pink, Orli has a pair of bright pink Legolas boxers and he wears them all the time and purposely walks around pant-less to show them off and his girlfriend Charlotte is now sorry that she ever bought them for him. They were a gag gift and he actually wears them!!! Eeeek!! Uuuuuuugh!!! Dom won't leave me alone about the lollipops!! He is getting so bad that his right eye is actually twitching and Billy is a high on sugar and is walking around the house singing "Day-O" and he is driving me nuts!!! Someone help me please!! And help poor Mia, she is the one who has to spend the rest of her life with that loon. Poor girl!
NEXT DAY
Well, the premiers are almost over and we in the next city, but i have no idea where. And Orli is walking around in those boxers again, I bet that Charlotte is really sorry that she bought those for him now. I can't believe that he would actually walk around like that in front of people, especially evil little people who take pictures of it and can use them as blackmail, like me, for instance. I know, I am so evil, but Elijah says that he loves me anyways. Can you believe this plane that we are in? Instead of the seats on the regular planes, we have couches, and lay-z-boys and we even have a mini bar!! It is awesome!! Well, we're getting ready to land but I promise I will come back and write more later.
NEXT DAY
Orli kidnapped me today and forced me to go bungee jumping with him. Although I was really freaked out, it was kind of cool. Dom on the other hand, was screaming like a girl and he was holding onto the door to the cable car for dear life. He was refusing to jump. Can you believe that? He got all the way up there and got his harness on and then refused to jump!! So me being the tricksy little hobbit that I am held his hand and told him that he didn't have to jump if he didn't want to, then I led him to the door of the cable car and I pushed him out and he screamed like a girl. It was HILARIOUS!! Being in New Zealand is amazing and we are all trying to experience it for all it is worth. It is a beautiful place. Oh, great, now Elijah is bugging me and asking how long I am going to take because he wants to read all of this. I have told him time and time again that this is all personal but, he still wants to read it. Maybe I should set up a fake journal for him to read and scare him a little. I think that is a good idea. But then again, what can you expect from tricksy little hobbits like me. Did I mention that the kitchen was TOTALLY destroyed last night. I went downstairs and everything was pulled out of the cupboards and and scattered on the floor. Oh dear, they are at it again. I better go see what they are doing now. You know, living with these guys is fun, but it is a mad house. I don't know why I am doing this, but Elijah is my boyfriend and I want to be with him so I guess I have to deal with the craziness of it all. Oh well, this is my life. I better go see what those goof balls are up to now.
NEXT DAY
Ha ha ha. That fake journal that I set up for Elijah worked like a charm. Now he is afraid to even ask if he can read my journal. In the fake one, I put that my life long dream was to be a pink poodle. I think that is going to give him nightmares. Can you imagine if your girlfriend or boyfriend, whichever the case may be, discovered that you wanted to be a pink poodle. Speaking of pink, Orli has a pair of bright pink Legolas boxers and he wears them all the time and purposely walks around pant-less to show them off and his girlfriend Charlotte is now sorry that she ever bought them for him. They were a gag gift and he actually wears them!!! Eeeek!! Uuuuuuugh!!! Dom won't leave me alone about the lollipops!! He is getting so bad that his right eye is actually twitching and Billy is a high on sugar and is walking around the house singing "Day-O" and he is driving me nuts!!! Someone help me please!! And help poor Mia, she is the one who has to spend the rest of her life with that loon. Poor girl!
NEXT DAY
Well, the premiers are almost over and we in the next city, but i have no idea where. And Orli is walking around in those boxers again, I bet that Charlotte is really sorry that she bought those for him now. I can't believe that he would actually walk around like that in front of people, especially evil little people who take pictures of it and can use them as blackmail, like me, for instance. I know, I am so evil, but Elijah says that he loves me anyways. Can you believe this plane that we are in? Instead of the seats on the regular planes, we have couches, and lay-z-boys and we even have a mini bar!! It is awesome!! Well, we're getting ready to land but I promise I will come back and write more later.
