Khrisar
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Ruler of Numenor, Citadel Doorwarden of Gondor, and Beren Erchamion.
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Post by Khrisar on Jan 7, 2004 22:25:32 GMT -5
I made up this character for POTC, he is Thomas Welliver Chancey, good pirate/bum.
I like rum,
and I'm not dumb!
This is fun,
but it's not a pun.
Rum! rum!
Beer and whiskey!
Rum! rum!
under lock and key!
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Khrisar
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Post by Khrisar on Jan 7, 2004 22:32:00 GMT -5
Now here is a song Tom thought up when he was drinkin lots o' rum... and talkin to Jack Sparrow.
Ol' Jack,
is the toughest,
the strongest,
and the drunkest,
pirate!
Ol' Jack,
has a knack,
for fightin with Marine Mack!
Well Ol' Jack,
is a drunk!
He's a failure,
a bum,
he's a pirate,
but not dumb!
So comes Ol' Jack!
Swaggerin,
and waverin!
Cause of all that rum he drank,
on the island to be frank!
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Post by Lady Elessar on Jan 10, 2004 16:01:38 GMT -5
and jack
had an ache in his back
but he would never lack
because he has a cool hat
and doesnt like cats
and is definitely not fat
and take over a ship that is black
and that is my capn jack sparrow!
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Khrisar
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Post by Khrisar on Jan 10, 2004 16:02:53 GMT -5
Did you sing? I didint see no italicized words?
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Post by Lady Elessar on Jan 10, 2004 16:04:51 GMT -5
yes...it was supposed to be italicized
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Khrisar
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Post by Khrisar on Jan 10, 2004 18:32:18 GMT -5
Yo ho ho,
and away we go!
To where nobody knows!
But don't eat your toes!
We'll drink rum,
with a friendly bum!
Whose not dumb!
So yo ho ho!
Away we go,
to where nobody goes!
And nobody knows,
when we'll return!
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Post by Lady Elessar on Jan 10, 2004 19:18:26 GMT -5
look, a ship!
and the black sails!
over the horizon it rides
can you not see?
it is gone
look how it rides!
the water breaks for it
and makes way for the rudder
and the captain!
look who rides it!
the shapes!
they frighten me!
it looks so wonderful!
like no other ship ever out there
what is its name?
i cannot see it
but if i get a closer view
just maybe
i can see it
the pirates have their swords flashed
and are ready for battle
they ride closer
and ever near!
look! the words!
the black pearl!
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Post by Lady Elessar on Jan 10, 2004 19:19:30 GMT -5
that one took me 2 minutes to write and it sucks ;D
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Khrisar
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Ruler of Numenor, Citadel Doorwarden of Gondor, and Beren Erchamion.
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Post by Khrisar on Feb 4, 2004 20:38:17 GMT -5
Tis funny....I thought I was writing the poetry...  |
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Post by Lady Elessar on Feb 7, 2004 9:08:55 GMT -5
o well! i didnt want my own thread for this...  |
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