Post by Lady Elessar on Feb 1, 2004 10:27:41 GMT -5
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Name: Peregrin Took ( though I thought my name was "Don't Touch That!" until I was three years old)
Nicknames: Fool of a Took, Pippin, Pip, Pippers, Fain Thain, Future-32nd-Thain-of-Tuckborough
Height: 4.5 feet (little higher with platform shoes)
Appearance: Angelic hazel eyes, long lashes, curly brown hair, usually mushroom stains around my mouth
Hobbies: Eating mushrooms, stealing mushrooms, daydreaming about mushrooms, picking on my sisters, tagging after Merry, irritating Gandalf, rescuing princes in distress
What I want in a girl: must know how to prepare mushrooms a different way every day of the year; help me choose some good books for my library; must not mind if I peek into her medicine cabinet or any thing that looks like a crystal ball; must not mind my annoyingly-high pitched voice
Favorite vacation spot: Farmer Maggot's field
Name:Frodo Baggins, Esquire
Age:51
Height:3'6" (all man)
Hair: Dark, curly, 'mod' style cut
Eyes: Blue. Very, very blue.
Nicknames:Frodo-lad, Mr Frodo, Master, (Call me anything, just not later for second breakfast...)
Favourite Hobbies:Calligraphy, hiking, and ring-toss.
Favourite colour: green
Special talents: Fortitude, loving heart, slight of hand, blowing smoke-rings.
Favourite Films: 'Around the world in 184 days', 'The King and I', 'Little Rascals'.
Favoutite Song: "Blue eyes cryin','Me and My Shadow', 'Wraped around Your Finger'.
Ideal Love Match: Must enjoy sailing, travel. Height unimportant. I'm looking for a girl who enjoys a good book, a quiet evening in the woods looking at the stars, and who likes my cooking. Quenya and Sindarin speakers a plus, bring two friends/sisters and I'll call up Merry and Pippin, and we'll meet Sam and Rosie at the 'Dragon.
Name: Legolas Greenleaf
Age: 3000ish (give or take a Century)
Height: 6'1"
Hair: Long, blonde, dandruff-free with cute little piggy tails
Eyes: Blue. No, Brown. No, no, Blue
Nicknames: Legsy, Leggylass, Legoland, Cupcake.
Favourite Hobbies: Merry. Oh, sorry, I thought you said Hobbits.
Favourite colour: White
Special talents: Mounting a horse at a gallop without dislodging a Dwarf, Talking with Trees,Seeing ] things which are behind me,Wearing tights and girly boots without looking camp
Favourite Films: Desperately Seeking Frodo, There's Something About Hairy, When Hairy met Leggy
Favoutite Song: Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue, Uruk-Hai Ho Silver Lining
Ideal Love Match: I am looking for someone for a long-term relationship (a few thousand years), hopefully blossoming into love. Must have a GSOH (they will need it when they watch me run), enjoy getting out and about, clubbing (.. preferably Orcs over the head), archery and needlepoint. They need to be passionate about jewellery, looking butch whilst riding horses and have the ability to look really grave at appropriate moments. Uruk's, Orcs and Hairy individuals need not apply
Name: Peregrin Took ( though I thought my name was "Don't Touch That!" until I was three years old)
Nicknames: Fool of a Took, Pippin, Pip, Pippers, Fain Thain, Future-32nd-Thain-of-Tuckborough
Height: 4.5 feet (little higher with platform shoes)
Appearance: Angelic hazel eyes, long lashes, curly brown hair, usually mushroom stains around my mouth
Hobbies: Eating mushrooms, stealing mushrooms, daydreaming about mushrooms, picking on my sisters, tagging after Merry, irritating Gandalf, rescuing princes in distress
What I want in a girl: must know how to prepare mushrooms a different way every day of the year; help me choose some good books for my library; must not mind if I peek into her medicine cabinet or any thing that looks like a crystal ball; must not mind my annoyingly-high pitched voice
Favorite vacation spot: Farmer Maggot's field
Name:Frodo Baggins, Esquire
Age:51
Height:3'6" (all man)
Hair: Dark, curly, 'mod' style cut
Eyes: Blue. Very, very blue.
Nicknames:Frodo-lad, Mr Frodo, Master, (Call me anything, just not later for second breakfast...)
Favourite Hobbies:Calligraphy, hiking, and ring-toss.
Favourite colour: green
Special talents: Fortitude, loving heart, slight of hand, blowing smoke-rings.
Favourite Films: 'Around the world in 184 days', 'The King and I', 'Little Rascals'.
Favoutite Song: "Blue eyes cryin','Me and My Shadow', 'Wraped around Your Finger'.
Ideal Love Match: Must enjoy sailing, travel. Height unimportant. I'm looking for a girl who enjoys a good book, a quiet evening in the woods looking at the stars, and who likes my cooking. Quenya and Sindarin speakers a plus, bring two friends/sisters and I'll call up Merry and Pippin, and we'll meet Sam and Rosie at the 'Dragon.
Name: Legolas Greenleaf
Age: 3000ish (give or take a Century)
Height: 6'1"
Hair: Long, blonde, dandruff-free with cute little piggy tails
Eyes: Blue. No, Brown. No, no, Blue
Nicknames: Legsy, Leggylass, Legoland, Cupcake.
Favourite Hobbies: Merry. Oh, sorry, I thought you said Hobbits.
Favourite colour: White
Special talents: Mounting a horse at a gallop without dislodging a Dwarf, Talking with Trees,Seeing ] things which are behind me,Wearing tights and girly boots without looking camp
Favourite Films: Desperately Seeking Frodo, There's Something About Hairy, When Hairy met Leggy
Favoutite Song: Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue, Uruk-Hai Ho Silver Lining
Ideal Love Match: I am looking for someone for a long-term relationship (a few thousand years), hopefully blossoming into love. Must have a GSOH (they will need it when they watch me run), enjoy getting out and about, clubbing (.. preferably Orcs over the head), archery and needlepoint. They need to be passionate about jewellery, looking butch whilst riding horses and have the ability to look really grave at appropriate moments. Uruk's, Orcs and Hairy individuals need not apply
