Random quotes about ,well...anything

[Calenfalathiel]

"I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"

"You've been officially labeled 'A Disturber of the Peace'."

"It's a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing...such a little thing..."

Gandalf: CONFOUND IT ALL, SAMWISE GAMGEE! HAVE YOU BEEN EAVESDROPPING?!
Sam: I haven't been droppin' no eaves, sir... I was just trimming the grass under there...
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge... don't you think?!
Sam: Don't raise voices...
Gandalf: What did you hear?! SPEAK!
Sam: UH! N-nothing much... that is I heard a great deal about a ring, a dark lord... and something about the end of the world... but please, mister Ganfalf... don't turn me into anything... unnatural...

"We've had one breakfast, yes, but what about second breakfast? Elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner?! Supper?! He knows about those, doesn't he?"

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints? I'm gettin' one!

"The dwarf breathes so loudly we could have shot him in the dark."

[Tinker]

Strange I remembered that first quote a bit different, my memory must be getting foggy...

[Calenfalathiel]

hmmmm...it may be wrong, i copied and pasted it from somewhere

[Xyloe]

AAhh...A Tale of Two Cities. We're not reading that one this year..The movie version is good though. I'd actually understand the book now.. I have Ms.T. No wonder. But hre's a qupte from today...My friend and I. IT SNOWED TODAY BY THE WAY....YAY.
"DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!" Hope nobody wrote this quote/song...
"Hi ho! To the bottle I go/ To heal my heart and drown my woe/ Rain may fall and wind may blow/ But there still be Many miles to go!/ Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain/ And the stream that falls from hill to plain/ Better than rain or rippling brook/ And a mug of beer inside this Took!

[Calenfalathiel]

that last quote-song thing, you wrote that? if you did, i like it! ;D

[Tinker]

Aaa... Frank Zappa
Or am I misstaken?
"I've got stinkfoot"

[Minya Collowen]

" I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts " ;D

[Majsju]

In my life,
why do I give valuable time
to people who don't care if I
live or die?

In my life,
oh, why do I smile
to people who I'd much rather
kick in the eye?

-Morrissey

[Minya Collowen]

another wise man

[Majsju]

hehe, I could keep quoting Morrissey forever...

[Calenfalathiel]

who is Morrissey??

[Majsju]

Lead-singer in 80s british band The Smiths, by many people seen as one of the best and most influental band ever. After they split up in the late 80s he's been a solo-artist, probably releasing a new album next year...Together with Dylan he's my absolute favourite lyricist.

[Lady Elessar]

Calenfalathiel said:

that last quote-song thing, you wrote that? if you did, i like it! ;D

Angeli-that is not a thing that whoever it was wrote...it is from the extended of LOTR! shame on you for not knowing the GREEN DRAGON SONG! *slaps calenfalathiel across the face with a british glove she stole from orlando bloom...but later strokes it and hides it in her pocket* how could you not know that?! shame angeli, shame!

[Tinker]

"Able was I ere I saw Elba"
-Napoleon

[Calenfalathiel]

well, i've only seen it once...

"Those who make friends with books will never be alone."

gotta love that one...