Lazarus88
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 15:59:14 GMT -5
Here all weary Band members or guests may be merry and talk of their valorous deeds, or just sit back and relax. Perhaps some would like too grab a bit to eat and drink some ale before returning to their dangerous quests? Ah, what the heck, here u can talk about just anything u want! ;D
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Lazarus88
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 16:56:43 GMT -5
Waaaaaaaaaaah, nobody's coming!  Wouldn't BloodLust, or Halloween, or Ziggy10 com to my party |
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 17:29:04 GMT -5
Hey (big echo) won't anyone ever come to my threads. Even though they're really crappy, they still were made with good intent. (Chirp, chirp) Ok, everyone hates me!.... I'm going out of this empty pub back to my hole where I can caressssssssssss my precioussssssssssssssssss! |
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Lazarus88
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 17:45:27 GMT -5
Lately, Laz has been attempting to up his bartending skills, so he starts to talk to himself and provide himself with plenty of ale to wash away his troubles! "Hic, hic, I think I've gotta leave here barman!" "no, you still look depressed, u need a few more drinks!" "OK, but only if your as skilled as the LaBatt Blue Bear!" "Don't worry me wee laddie, I am the LaBatt bear." Geez, I'm so bored and so alone right now. HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO! OK OK, I'll stop talking  |
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Post by Halloween on Dec 19, 2003 19:26:52 GMT -5
behold! i have come at request to liven things up, because laz is desperate for people to come here, and he cant live without my awsome might, and socialnessness!! so here i am, the people attracter!
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Lazarus88
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 19:28:52 GMT -5
Well, I'm glad you have come, one who is even haughtier than me. the only problem is that u know how happenin' this party is right now; I mean, the gang's all Here! Yeah, it's pretty sad when one person makes such a big deal at a party! |
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Post by Halloween on Dec 19, 2003 19:46:39 GMT -5
*starts tangoing with self, looking completely deranged...* "so much for needing two, eh??"
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Post by Majsju on Dec 19, 2003 19:57:04 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The Watcher of The Seals. The Flame of Tar Valon. The Amyrlin seat.[/glow]
Please, please, stay seated. Only passing through, and got a little thirsty from the travel. Please hand me a cup of tea. And add just a pinch of honey in it, boy. Too sweat and I'll set your undies on fire, ok....
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Lazarus88
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 20:03:11 GMT -5
Why yes, malady, I shall gladly pour you a nice cup of our tea, with ice imported all the way from the Borderlands (this is in souther Andor). So, what rumors have u heard of the Dragon? Is it true that he is about, for I wish to ask him a perosnal matter?-hint, hint
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Post by Majsju on Dec 19, 2003 20:05:49 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]The Dragon is a matter for The White Tower only, boy.[/glow]
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Lazarus88
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 20:10:38 GMT -5
Yes, but surely you can tell an old man a secret? I mean, I would tell nobody else. In fact, my granddaughter's an Aes Sedai. Miss Gilly Arten? Have you heard of her? I believe she's in the Brown Ajah, she always did love to read? I myself have read the Kareatheon cycle ( pardon my spelling) since I was a wee lad, and I wish to know whether my dreams shall come true or not? Please, let me feel as though I have lived in a time where the forces of good shall vanquish the Dark One!  |
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Post by Majsju on Dec 19, 2003 21:24:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The Wheel turns as the Wheel wills...[/glow]
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 21:29:33 GMT -5
Awwwwwww, I don't want to hear that WoT crap from you. In fact, I can channel! Immediately the Amyrlin Seat is pinned up against the wall by invisible air flows and is shielded! Tell me the truth you weakling! You Aes Sedai cannot even cut through men's threads. Back in the Age of Legends it was considered a child's task to cut through the other gender's weaves, but now only 14 in the world are able to do it! Unless you wish to be severed, tell me what you know!
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Post by Majsju on Dec 19, 2003 21:37:02 GMT -5
*easily breaks the shield*
You forgot one important thing, I'm the first MALE Amyrlin...
*shields the child, and sets his undies on fire*
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Lazarus88
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Post by Lazarus88 on Dec 19, 2003 22:43:27 GMT -5
Yes, that eases my confuzzlement  But why then are you called Amyrlin and not Tamyrlin? This reincreases my confuzzlement Oh, and you sure look like a woman to me! ;D |
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