Random quotes

[Calenfalathiel]

yep!

Mr. Gibbs: Blast i'm already awake!
Will: I know, that was for the smell...

[Rina]

ANd yet another:

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! ...I know, clap him in irons right?

[Xyloe]

Finally posted, happy MINYA? hehe. Jack- "Weddings! I love weddings! Drinks all around!...Yes I know... *Jack is handcuffed*" May not be exact.... Woo! Pirates comes out on December 2nd! Yay.

[Rina]

Nope not exact, the post before your's is exact though...sorry I'm always correcting people...

yep yep....17 MORE DAYS LEFT!!!!!! ::jumps up and down shouting in glee:: 2 weeks and five days left YYYYEEES!!!!

I can't wait!!!

[Xyloe]

Hehe. It's alright. I didn't see your post before...Sorry Just noticed it now actually. Hmmm...another good quote.. *Thinks* Oh! I know! "Jack : She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

[Calenfalathiel]

*laughs* that was hilarious!! love that quote... ha ha, well...here's another one:

Jack: *in jail cell* Who made these?
Will: I did, and I practice with them for three hours a day!
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate.

[Rina]

::laughs:: love that quote..and here's the rest of that one..

"Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is because you have already found one and are otherwise uncapable of wooing said strumpet"

Sorry if that's not exact, like the others that one was done by memory too.

[Merlin]

"Stop firing at my ship STOPIT" ;D

[Rina]

Yeah that quote was funny. (it's Sop Blowing Holes in my ship!!)

Jack :Puhluley, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley, parle, parle…

Ragetti: Parley?

Jack : Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley!

Pintel: Parley? feeted to the depths whatever man had thought of parley.

Jack : That would be the French.

[Calenfalathiel]

...and yet ANOTHER quote:

Man: You're not allowed on that ship!
Jack: Im sorry, its just SUCH a pretty boat!.....SHIP..ship!

[Rina]

::laughs:: Yeah i love that one too! I LOVE THEM ALL!! ;D

[Calenfalathiel]

uh huh!


Jack Sparrow: Wait...just how far are you willing to go to save this girl?
Will: I would die for her!
Jack: Oh ok...no worries then. Come on.

[Rina]

:laughs: That one was good.

Murtogg: Parlay? feeted to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of parlay

jack: That would be the French.

(No offense to any one that is french. It's just funny the way he said it! We make fun of our selves all the time too.....anyway)

[Lady Elessar]

Here are some of the great quotes from the movie!


Captain Jack Sparrow

"What d’ye say to three shillings and we forget the name."
"I’m sorry, it’s just it’s such a pretty boat – ship."
"Will you be saving her then?"
"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."
"But you have heard of me."
"Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine, we’re square."
"You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?"
"You need to find yourself a girl, mate!"
"You're not a eunuch, are you?"
"Pirate!"
"This shot is not meant for you."
"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move."
"I know those guns."
" No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"
"Come on, doggy. It’s just you and me now. It’s you and ol’ Jack."
"The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."
"So there is a curse. That’s interesting."
"If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?"
"Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."
"Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?"
"Good man, good pirate. I swear you look just like him."
"Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?"
"Pirate’s code. Any man that falls behind is left behind."
"You know for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you're well on your way to becoming one, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga.... and you're completely obsessed with treasure"
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
"The girl’s blood didn’t work, did it?"
"Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting."
"Apparently there’s a leak."
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
"Ah, where’s dear William?"
"Monkey!"
"No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch."
"That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship."
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!"
"But why is the rum gone?"
"There’ll be no living with her after this."
"A wedding! I love weddings…drinks all around!"
"I know…clap him in irons, right?"
"She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly."
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it."
"Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will …nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you –" [falls over battlement]
"Now...bring me that horizon."
"And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'arties yo ho."


Will Turner

"A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated."
"Once more, Miss Swann, as always."
"That was for the smell."
"I’d die for her."
"Aye, avast!"
"Sorry, Jack, I’m not going to be your leverage."
"It wasn’t your blood they needed…it was my father’s blood…my blood…the blood of a pirate."
"No heroes amongst thieves eh?"


Elizabeth Swann

(Young Elizabeth)..."I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate."
"I can't breathe."
"Father! Commodore, do you really intend to kill my rescuer?"
"Elizabeth …Turner. I’m a maid in the Governor’s household."
"But you're Jack Sparrow, you vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company, you sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot, are you the pirate I've read about or not?"
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."


Captain Barbossa

"I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request…means no."
"First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner."
"There’s no need to stand on ceremony, nor call to impress anyone. You must be hungry."
"You don’t know what this is, do ye?"
"You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner; you’re in one!"
"You know the first thing I’m goin’ to do after the curse is lifted…eat a whole bushel of apples."
"How the blazes did you get off that island?"
"Not you. We named the monkey Jack."
"You’ve only got one shot and we can’t die."
"Jack. Jack! Did ya not notice? That be the same little island that we made you Governor of on our last little trip."
"You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters."


Commodore Norrington

"You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of."
"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness."
"Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows…I would hate for him to miss it."
"Do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth."
"This is a beautiful sword. I would expect the man who made it to show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life."


Pintel and Ragetti

Pintel: "You’ve got something of ours and it calls to us. The gold calls to us."

Pintel: "'Ello, Poppet."

Pintel: "Once we’re quit of the curse we’ll be rich men. And you can buy an eye that actually fits and is made of glass."
Ragetti: "This one does splinter something terrible."

Ragetti: "He’s a spitting image of ol’ Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us."

Pintel: "Ol’ Bootstrap Bill …we knew him. Never sat well with Bootstrap what we did to Jack Sparrow , the mutiny and all. He said it wasn’t right with the code, that’s why he sent off a piece of the treasure to you as it were. He said we deserved to be cursed… and remain cursed."
Ragetti: "Stupid blighter."
Gibbs: "Good man."
Pintel: "But as you can imagine that didn’t sit too well with the Captain."
Ragetti: "That didn’t sit too well with the Captain, at all. Tell him what Barbossa did."
Pintel: "I’m telling the story! So, what the Captain did, he strapped a cannon to Bootstraps’ bootstraps."
Ragetti: "Bootstraps’ bootstraps."
Pintel: "The last we saw of ol’ Bill Turner , he was sinking to the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones’ Locker. ‘Course it was only after that we learned we needed his blood to lift the curse."
Ragetti: "That’s what you call ironic."

Ragetti: "This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy . ‘Cept they was in a horse instead of dresses. Wooden horse."



Other

Governer Swann: "Now will you shoot him?"
Navy officer: "That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen."
Gibbs:"Blast I'm already awake!"
Gibbs: "Feast your eyes, Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast. Every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot."
Governor Swann: "Perhaps on the rare occasion pursuing the right course demands an act of piracy, piracy itself can be the right course?"
Anamaria: "Captain Sparrow [puts his coat around his shoulders]…the Black Pearl is yours."


Miscellaneous

Murtogg: [spots Jack] "This dock is off limits to civilians."
Jack: "I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."

Jack: "Captain Jack Sparrow , if you please, sir."
Norrington: "Well, I don’t see your ship…Captain."
Jack: "I’m in the market as it were."

Will: "This is either madness or brilliance."
Jack: "It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

Jack: "Take what you can…"
Gibbs: "…Give nothing back."

Gibbs: "They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die but not before he’d gone mad with the heat."
Will: "Ah. So that's the reason for the… "[acts like Jack]

Jack: "Am I not? Hmm. Puhluley, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley,parle, parle… "
Ragetti: "Parley?"
Jack: "Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley!" Pintel: "Parley? feeted to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "That would be the French."

Elizabeth: "This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean."
Anamaria: "You can tell them that after they’ve caught us."

Will: "Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she’d go free!"
Barbossa: "Don’t dare impugn me honor, boy. I agreed she’d go free it was you who failed to specify when or where."

Jack: "Seeing as there’s two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols."
Barbossa: "It’ll be one pistol as before and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady and starve to death yourself."

Barbossa: "So what now, Jack Sparrow ? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?"
Jack: "Or you could surrender."

Governor Swann: "So, this is the path you’ve chosen, is it? After all…he is a blacksmith."
Elizabeth: "No. He’s a pirate."

[Lady Elessar]

*looks up*
does that sum all the quotes up for ya...I ws going to put the actual script but it is more than 10,000 characters and it wouldn't let me post