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Post by Calenfalathiel on Nov 30, 2003 19:39:44 GMT -5
lol...ok. I f you won't, I will!
what shall i sing?
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Post by Tinker on Nov 30, 2003 19:42:44 GMT -5
I'm not picky.
Take wathever you like.
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Post by Calenfalathiel on Nov 30, 2003 19:53:08 GMT -5
ooooooook,if you insist  ;D This one's called The Laughing Song...you'll see why. eh hmmm *clears throat* My dear Marquis, why must you be, So loathe to use your eyes? When you stop and stare Take a lot more care And closely scrusitnise My fingers, my ankles, my feet. Ha ha ha ha ha How shapely and trim and petite. Ha ha ha ha ha Both accent and inflection, Show polish to perfection. Such graces, Are the traces of our old elite. Such graces, Are the traces of our old elite. I marvel how a man like you, Could fail to see my blood was blue! What a friendly, ha ha ha Situation, ha ha ha What a startling, ha ha ha revelation, ha ha ha ha ha What a friendly, ha ha ha Situation, ha ha ha haaaa aaaa aaa aaaa Ahhhh aaahhhhhh Marquis oh what a wag you are! Profiles they say Gives the game away. When formed with classic grace If the head on view, Isn't much to you, Then look at me sideface! What evidence more can there be?, ha ha ha ha ha I sing at soiress without fee Bestowing my attention With lofty condescension. Such graces, Are the traces of a pedigree. Such graces, Are the traces of a pedigree. All's one to you though I'm afraid Because you love a parlour maid! What a friendly, ha ha ha Situation, ha ha ha What a startling, ha ha ha Revelation, ha ha ha ha ha What a friendly, ha ha ha Situation, ha ha ha haaaa aaaa aaa aaaaa Ahhhh aaahhhhhh ahhh aaahhh aahhh Ahhhhh aaaaahhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhh Ahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh Ahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh Ahhhhhaaaa ahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Post by Lady Elessar on Nov 30, 2003 19:59:03 GMT -5
i would run upstairs and get my fellowship of the ring book so you guys could see "the bath song", but i am so lazy at the moment...how about a summary: the 4 hobbits are taking a bath...  ;D and they start to sing the song and one of the lines is "splash" or something and pippin makes a huge mess and cannot have dinner until he cleans it up (dinner is mushrooms  )...mmm...the 4 hobbits taking a bath *note...not in the same tub in different tubs but at the same time |
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Post by Calenfalathiel on Nov 30, 2003 20:04:09 GMT -5
lol, funny funny!
*sings another song*
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly
There they are ascending in the road...
Big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head!
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Post by Lady Elessar on Nov 30, 2003 20:09:09 GMT -5
that's not how it goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts...dulididi
there they are a sitting in a row bom bom bom
big ones small ones, some as big as your head
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Post by Minya Collowen on Dec 1, 2003 6:30:04 GMT -5
yay! The party's great!! Tinker, your turn to sing.  |
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Post by Majsju on Dec 1, 2003 11:23:40 GMT -5
I'll jump in with a song until Tinker gets drunk enough to have the guts;)
We'll drink the wine till the cup is dry,
and kiss the girls so they'll not cry,
and toss the dice until we fly
to dance with Jak o' the Shadows
We'll dance all night while the moon runs free,
and dandle the lasses upon our knee,
and then you'll ride along with me
to dance with Jak o' the Shadows
We'll sing all night, and drink all day
and on the girls we'll spend our pay,
and when it's gone, then we'll stay away
to dance with Jak o' the Shadows
There's some delight in ale and wine,
and some in girls with ankles fine,
but my delight, yes, always mine,
is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows
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Post by Tinker on Dec 1, 2003 12:32:17 GMT -5
Hope you are all deaf...
Hell and gore, chunk happ fallerallan-lallan-lay!
Hell and gore, chunk happ fallerallan-lay!
Oh, handsome in the hell and tar
and hell are in the half and four.
Hell and gore, chunk happ fallerallan-lay!
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Post by Tinker on Dec 1, 2003 12:41:02 GMT -5
Had enough?
No??
Well this should kill you all of...
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup o'kindness yet for auld land syne.
And there's a hand, my trusty freen,
and gie's a hand o'thine.
And we'll take a cup o'kindness yet
for auld land syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear...
*looks around at all the faces frozen with terror*
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Post by Tinker on Dec 1, 2003 12:55:25 GMT -5
Since you are now all dead I can sing one more song...
Tell me master Yoda, what is wrong with me?
Feels like I've been stepped on by a horse.
Could it be that I have drunk a galaxy
and underestimate the dark side of the force?
Obi-Wan, Obi two, Obi three,
hit me with your laser drink.
Obi-Wan, Obi two, come and save me!
Down under the bar I sink.
Waking up next morning was a big ordeal,
thought I had Leia in my bed,
but you can imagine, Master, how I feel
when I see Jabba lying there with me instead.
Obi-Wan, Obi two, Obi three,
warp me to another place.
Obi-Wan, Obi two, come and save me!
Throwing up in hyperspace.
Calm down now, young Skywalker, you will be fine,
R2D2 would have laughed at this.
Help me drink this bottle of Han Solo's wine
and I will tell you who your mother really is.
Obi-Wan, Obi two, Obi three,
drink and you will fly alright.
Obi-Wan, Obi two, come and save me!
Man, I had a Jedi night!
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Post by Lady Elessar on Dec 1, 2003 19:54:01 GMT -5
OMG TINKER!!!!!!! THAT IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY! i hate star wars though...its kind of stupid....no offense...
COME TO RIVENDELL TO HAVE A MIDDLEEARTH RPG!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by Incognito on Dec 1, 2003 21:28:26 GMT -5
don't look at me...i'm just a guest. I'm NOT Minya Collowen Oh! I know a song! a million bottles of ale on the wall a million bottles of ale take one down pass it around 999,999 bottles of ale on the wall.... 999,999 bottles of ale on the wall 999,999 bottles of ale take one down pass it around 999,998 bottles of ale on the wall to be continued.... (now i know what to post when i'm bored)  |
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Post by Tinker on Dec 2, 2003 1:22:19 GMT -5
999,998 bottles of ale on the wall
999,998 bottles of ale
take one down pass it around
999,997 bottles of ale on the wall...
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Post by Incognito on Dec 3, 2003 6:38:08 GMT -5
999,997 bottles of ale on the wall
999,997 bottles of ale
Take one down pass it around
999,996 bottles of ale on the wall. ;D
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;D
;D
)...mmm...the 4 hobbits taking a bath
