haha another lame email

[Minya Collowen]

haha why do i keep on getting these? This time a girl pretends like she's computer illiterate and says i joined some Match website or something, which i didn't, and of course...she thinks i'm a man. >.> ha

Hi!

Did you get my last email?
I saw your ad on Match and thought I would write.
I'm new here and I'm looking to experience new things. I just moved near Augusta from Colorado about a month ago andI must say I really like it here.
I hardly know anybody here yet, except for my roomate who moved here a while back. She's made some friends through the internet and she says there's a lot of nice people I might like here.
I will be getting my own computer soon, right now I am on my friends computer. I am generally a happy person. I am an outgoing, active, smart, confident girl. I live life to the fullest, and love new adventures.
My roomate Christine thought I should email you and she showed me how to send it but nowI can't figure out how to attach my picture here. Christine attached my picture on friends 2 make. com. You can locate my number 3117262. If it interests you, you can call me on my cell phone tomorrow at 65257761I like trying new things, and new ways to find new friends. I'm looking for a man who can at times be a real knight, strong and courageous, who appreciates a woman for her natural qualities.
Any way we can talk and see what we have in common and maybe get together if you would like to. Bye,
Janie

P.S.
Anything you want to know - email me and ask...
I don't know if we'll be using this address anymore so call me and let's see where it goes.

[luinvinial]

I don't even get creepy emails from people... no one likes me. lol
Actually that should be a good thing since stalkers aren't a good thing but...

[Boromir]

you poor thing, always getting creepymail

[luinvinial]

lol, I wonder how many people actually fall for email scams like that...

[Minya Collowen]

look! I got another one!

TREAT AS URGENT
MRS.IFAT KILANI.
AFRICADEVELOPMENT BANK OF.
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO.
REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE.

reply me through My private email address below.
[e-mail]


Dear Friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it's just my
urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this
transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa
and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of
the bank.I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds
($10million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family
on 31 july 2003 in a plane crash.You can confirm the genuiness of the
deceased death by clicking on this
websitehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.sm
Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can beshared
between us in the ratio of 60/30 while 10% will be mapped out for
expenses.If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the
transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
have a great day.
yours,
MRS.IFAT KILANI
reply me through My private email address below.

haha i love spammers, they make me laugh

[ne3p]

you'll probably find if you reply, you'll get an email telling you to put £100 into an account, and send them the details.

[Minya Collowen]

yeah more than likely! and they'll keep spamming me too

[luinvinial]

lol, they should just give up already.
I love the location name: "OUAGADOUGOU"
try saying THAT 5 times fast. lol

[Minya Collowen]

they just keep on coming! here's another!:

FROM: Mrs PAULINE DOUGLAS

CONFIDENTIAL


REF: INVESTMENT ASSISTANCE

Dear,

I am writing with my personal respect with regards to Your reposed personality / firm as a reliable,Trustworthy and God fearing. I got
your contact Through the help of chamber of commerce in Abidjan the Capital of COTE DIVOIRE. In deed I am the wife of Late MR KOVO DOUGLAS from Sierra Leone. I and My two children are presently staying in burkina faso as Refugees, my husband was one of the Ministers of Johnny Paul Koromah s regime in Sierra Leone.

During the intervention of the ECOMOG Soldiers to Restore the presidency of Alhaji Tejan KABBAH from Johnny Koroma, my husband was among the 23
executed Ministers. As our breadwinner is dead (my husband) And our stay in Sierra Leone is no more safe, I and my Two children decided
to move to COTE DIVOIRE a Neighboring African Country for fety. Due to our Status in COTE DIVOIRE as refugees I was forced to Lodge our family funds (USD $ 25. 5 million) in finance hause .

Ever since then we have been receiving help from our Mission, because we are staying in one of the Visitors villa in the church premises and attends Fellowship and worship fully. I hope you will be Touched to understand my request.
We have agreed to invest our money viable in any Overseas country through your assistance and Directives.

You will provide or look for a lucrative venture where This money can be invested on before proceeding, we Will get to be more familiar and also go into an Understanding working agreement because our familys Future now depends on this money. The boxes containing The money and treasures were all deposited and Registered as a family treasures. This was done for Security reasons.
We would like to know what you will take as your Percentage for assisting Us.
we sincerely wish to introduce and make you our Business partner and overseer of our proposedInvestment in your country.

We are prepared to send all the documents regarding to This deposit as soon as you show youre immediate Response Email. Do not fail to give me Your telephone and fax numbers.

Best Regards,
MRS PAULINE DOUGLAS.
Note: reply to this mail.
[e-mail]

[luinvinial]

"Do not fail to give me Your telephone and fax numbers."
Uh-huh. I'm soo sure.

[Boromir]

Haha I know, they might as well be holding a knife at your throat and saying "could you pretty please hand me your wallet sir, thank you"

[luinvinial]

That would actually be more believable (and entertaining) than these lame emails...

[Minya Collowen]

Look! There's more!

From Mr.Watara Augustus
Auditing/Accounting Section
Groupe Bank Of Africa (BOA)
Ouagadoiugou,Burkina Faso.

My dear, I am contacting you in regards to a business transaction of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the transaction. Meanwhile,I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.

PROPOSITION; I discovered an abandant sum of $18 Million US Dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims to his account (fund) with this bank (boa).

This fund cannot be releaseed from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased person, and all information concerning the decaesed person and the fund will be giving to you by me as an insider of the bank. All documentations involved concerning the deceased will be carefully worked out by me for the fund to be released in your favour as the next of kin and beneficiary of the fund.

It may interest you to note that I have secured from the probate an order of madamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries. Acknowledge the receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business proposal because it will bring more financial increase in our life.

On your acceptance I will send to you an application letter you re-send to the appropriate departments of the bank for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer will be processed. I shall be compensating you with 30% of the fund while 60% will be for me and 10% will be set aside for the expencies that might incure during the transaction . And I will also let you know that while your share stays with you,mine shall be for investment purposes in your country. If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you.

Im waiting for your urgent respond.

Your;s faithfully,
Mr. Watara Augustus

[luinvinial]

I love how they are equally unrealistic and totally easy to tell that they're fake.

[SwordBound]

yeah they're sooo fake